OH
MY
GOD
I found a stretch mark today, and not those "ok" ones that kinda blend in with your skin (you know, those that are a little lighter than you are?) ... No, it just had to be a big black one that looks like huge worms are crawling under my skin. I never knew this happened so early.
Why me???
The free breast augmentation, I can handle. The booty lift, can handle that too. The "kill em wit it" hips .. sure no prob ... but stretch marks ... oh no. Not me ... Looks like I have varicose veins on my waist.
So I'm off to the mall now, no more skylarking ... but look at me trouble. Palmer's Cocoa Butter ... here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!
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